Ever since I moved into my apt, I’ve had stuff on my front door. Stickers and pictures and the like.
I’ve even gone so far as to wrap the entire door and put decorations on it for Fall/Christmas/etc. But the slumlord came around and made us take all our stuff down (yanking some of it down himself before we even had a chance to see the notices on the door).
But the original stickers are still there and an Obama sticker or two has been added.
Now enter the lucky neighbor who has a separate bldg all to himself where the rest of us are in a 2 story 4 row setup. We’ve become good friends so he felt absolutely no compunction at “enhancing” my rainbow Obama sticker with “HILLARY!”.
Haha joke’s on him, when A & I scored the stickers at Pride last year, we got sheets of them. Peel one off and stick it on over the “tainted” sticker and all is right with the world again.
A month later, I open my door to find him with a sharpie… just finishing another “Hillary” on the new sticker. ARGH. I’d given A most of the stickers and used the last one I had to cover the previous one.
Shortly after, a giant cutout of Jonah Hill’s head appeared on HIS front door with the word “HOPE” below it. OY! If it’d only been Seth Rogen, I’d not minded so much to open my front door to that.
That he added the word “HOPE” was a little extra dig since that’s one of the keywords I associate with Obama.
A little while later, A & I are chatting at my door and I point out my defaced sticker and mention that I don’t have anymore to cover it up. “Oh I still have whole sheets of them!… LET’S GO PUT THEM ON HIS DOOR!!” “OOHH YES!!”
15 minutes later, Jonah now sports a halo of rainbow Obama stickers to supplement his message of HOPE. Perfect!
The Hillary fan is out of town but his SO walks by me one day outside and says “ooohh you’re gonna get it!!!”. “No, you don’t understand! HE started it with defacing MY door twice!” “Well he may start it but he also finishes.” *shrug* Bring it on!
A day after he gets home, the rainbow stickers on his door become Hillaried but mine remains pristine.
The end? Who knows… this is the guy who left a screaming firecracker at my door in response to a barrage of water balloons on his. *evil grin*
Hmm… where can I find a giant Seth Rogen head?